GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And